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politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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i-am-of-asgard:

This actually makes sense

your move america 

soupmuncher:

when i played skyrim i named my character ‘the cabbage bandit’ and literally all i did was overcumber myself with cabbage and then fight others and keep eating cabbage to replenish my health and see how long i could last i was practically invincible

Wow. I had to carry my team and we still lost. #Halo4

Wow. I had to carry my team and we still lost. #Halo4

  #halo4  

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

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dickw0lves:

creepitrevl:

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Rebloging twice because people should have to read this more than once

SOMEONE SAID IT

guitarbains:

yes adventure time. explain colonialism and racial imperialism to children and high niggas.

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

cannaoisseur:

youngharlemnigga:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

Extraordinary levels of finesse

even faked the cameraman

cannaoisseur:

youngharlemnigga:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

Extraordinary levels of finesse

even faked the cameraman

gooftroopin:

me:

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its-a-combat-skirt:

revybutt:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

possiblets:

let’s be honest here, who would ‘t cheat in chemistry

next level cheating.

this is some naruto shit

It’s like that episode of soul eater

Kakashi: Do you remember your first mission, snatching away the bells?
Kakashi: You haven't forgotten my lessons right?
Team 7: YEAH
Kakashi: NOW GO FETCH MY SHARINGAN
Team 7: ...
Kakashi: It's basically one less bell GO SNATCH THAT SHIT RIGHT OFF HIS FACE